16+1 "Not So Great" Reasons Why You Shall Not Date a Flight Stewardess...~

Being a Flight Stewardess' boyfriend isn't easy. Not to mention being her soulmate, it's way more complicated. Few days ago, i have came up this "15 Great Reasons Why You Shall Date a Flight Stewardess." It striked up madly my hit count and i was just gobsmacked, like had a pang of "electro-cute" in a sudden. Many many thanks to Kenwooi as well, an on-going famous blogger in Malaysia, whom tweeted my blog in his Twitter :-)

Therefore, now i am here to tell you guys...Reasons not to date with a Flight Stewardess :P Oooopsss!!! Because....:

1. She flies here and there like a "Flying Superwoman." If you can't stand loneliness or attempt to get another new girlfriend....Well, what can i say???

2. Not to mention if during "Standby." She would get called up at the very last minute to the destination which she has no ideas at all. Nearest maybe KL-PENANG-KL, furthest maybe LONDON. If she had plans with boyfriend, too bad then.

3. She sleeps hotel bed more than her lovely home bed.

4. She will tell you all the hotel room's creepy ghost stories. That makes you can't sleep for the whole night if you needed to attend a business meeting in overseas.

5. She started to suspect you more and more...because she has been hearing a lot of nonsenses from her colleagues about men.

6. She won't step her feet outside the house without well-groomed. Give her at least an hour to prepare before a date.

7. LV, GUCCI, COACH, LONGCHAMP are her best friends. Be prepared of this one on her birthday ok...If not, you would regret for the rest of your life. She would nag till the day she is no longer could hold her breath!!!

8. Maybe you are not the only guy she is seeing or dating with. Oh well, why shall she locks up her heart??? Pilots on board are smart and well-off. Passengers are pretty cute too :P

9. She thinks flying is the greatest job on earth~ Aikssssss!!!

10. She would spray her perfume on all over her body as though perfume is RM10 per bottle!!! This could really make you "pengsan...on the spot" if you cant endure with the scent.

11. Her mouth could be like a "laser gun." She could really speak very sarcastic at times. This is one of the ways to protect herself (not being bullied by super seniors) on board. She blurts out vulgar words too in order to release her tension.

12. Don't ever touch her after a flight. Damn emo, damn exhausted. She thinks that she is smelly, dirty and like a piece of "shit" after returning from a flight. Aircraft is dirty and dusty please.

13. She doesn't look like her when without "make-up." It's like two different persons.

14. She is imbalance. She tends to fall into you while walking beside you, because she can't balance herself anymore. She thinks she is still flying, aircraft is crashing into clouds.

15. Her nails sometimes would scratch you accidently. She has long nice-polished nails.

16. She must have a bathtub at home...or even a jacuzzi would be awesome. She can't bath without a bathtub. DAMN!!!~

17. She is just a WAITRESS on board anyway!!! Serve coffee tea!!! Why date her??? Go and find a Businesswoman, Doctor or even Lawyer, far better right???!!!!