Sunday, May 30, 2010

15 Great Reasons Why You Shall Date a Flight Stewardess...~

Guys out there!!! Dating dating dating...actually there are pretty many good things if you are dating with a Flight Stewardess. Oh well...such as:

1. She won't bug and stick you like an "Elephant Glue...," begging you for bringing her a plane ride. Because she sees aircraft, like sees "Ghosts!!!." Imagine, aircraft is her office. She hates airplanes. She wishes there is no plane in this world.

2. She even won't beg you to bring her for an "Overseas" vacation. She sees the world more than you. She would prefer to stay at home, snuggle into the duvet and sleep for the next 24hours.

3. She will tell you which country is great to visit and which is not.

4. When you want to get her a gift, she would say "Don't buy in Malaysia, it's expensive, i am flying to XXX soon, i will get it from there, it's much cheaper." So, what else then, you would save more. Isn't that good...???

5. Not to mention, aircraft goodies :P

6. She will tell you which flight to board in...which one is more not crowded. Therefore you could get your all time favaourite seat.

7. You will definately get a lot of souvenirs from overseas.

8. Even your family members would get some souvenirs and goodies too. Isn't that sweet??? :-)

9. She is more familiar than you, everything at KLIA. She even can direct you to the nearest washroom, most delicious meals and you can even get a certain discount on it all because she is holding an "Airport Pass."

10. She walks fast, as if she is checking the cabin prior to landing. She eats fast, as if she is having her quick bite on board. Good isn't it??? Save your precious time if you don't keen to further your date with her. Hahahaha!!!

11. Free accomodation for you if you loved to follow her flight to a certain long trip.

12. Then you would be like a "King" on board. She definately would be busying serving you with all those tidbits and drinks she could get on board. You would get extra among other passengers.

13. Not to mention, once you both have married, you will enjoy the benefit of FOC and Rebate tickets. You would be seating a plane more than your own car!!!

14. She is well-groomed 24hours a day. Even though for a night slumber, she wants a nice and comfy pyjamas.

15. You can proudly announce it to your friends that..."My girlfriend is a Flight Stewardess....!!!!!!!"

16 moonlights:

jfook said...

I like point num 2. LOL

ohmywtf said...

haha..everything make sense except the free accommodation.....i thought few stewardesses share a room? :-)

Yin Mun~Moon said...

jfook...Hahaha...this is what i am doing...how i wished i could sleep for the next 24hrs :p

Yin Mun~Moon said...

ohmywtf...nope, we don't share room de wor :p

kenwooi said...

haha.. this is real awesome lah! =)

mabelebam said...

hahaha...I like 7, 8, 13 and 15! so true. :D

Pek Chek Kia said...

lolx. good points.

SonnyKazu said...

Haha! But one thing... she will be always busy... T_T

M-Knight said...

yeah..that true.. 1 of my friend is married to a stewardess..

Yin Mun~Moon said...

Kenwooi... :-) It's just my thought and my experience.

Yin Mun~Moon said...

Mabelebam....this is what i am practicing now :-)

Yin Mun~Moon said...

Pek Chek Kia...thanks lots :p

Yin Mun~Moon said...

SonnyKazu....yaya..flying is busy and hectic :p

Yin Mun~Moon said...

M-Knight...you r right...your friend knows better :-) Hahaha~

Rolling Fumbling Thug said...

My boyfriend precious admirer is one of the flight attendant from Air Asia. Maybe he feels regret to stick with me now.

Alan Chow said...

Hi ~Moon~, think you shd add in no 11 why a man should date a flight stewardess : -> they are beautiful, kind and gentle

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